Life of Rice

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Interview today

I Gots an interview tonight!!! Wish me luck betches!!!

If one child gets sassy with me I might go off on said child’s parent….the accidental shot of vodka has put me in a mood…

I’m back!!

after almost 2 years…I’m back BITCHES!!!

I moved to the city in August. Still goin steady with my boo!!
I’ve had some amazing times that I can’t even begin to share all of them….but i do plan to now!!

I work at water tower place!

I have lots to tell but it’ll have to wait till later….so i guess i’ll be back tonight to finish updating you!

<3 always
rice

Me: im goin to see GI joe with Jordan tonight(my bf)
My mother: Oh im going
MeNO you’re not!!!
My mother: Yes I am….and I’m riding in the car with you guys….
Me: MOM NO, you didnt do this crap with Danny *my brother*
My mother: Yes I did, and he didnt mind it….I’m not going to sit by you guys
Me: He did mind he just didnt tell you….UGH GO FIND YOUR OWN FRIENDSS….

its still debatable if she’s goin or not….

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I hate….

how my mom’s stupid friend comes over and makes a mess….and doesnt clean it up!
ITS COMPLETE BULLSHIT….
i refuse to clean this shit up today!!

btw its raining

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lookforward:

icanread:

(by manlady)

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"It’s disgusting! It’s offensive! Don’t stick your nose up at me!!"

“Admit It” - Say Anything (via fuckyeahsayanything)

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“that’s what he/she said”

concon:

bemysilhouette:

IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE YOU DUMB FUCKS

I disagree

I also disagree….that never gets old =]

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fmylife:

Today, my mom was really mad at me and I was driving her to the grocery store. So as she was coming out, I decided to be a good daughter and drive right up to the door so she doesn’t have to walk to the car. I ran her over. FML

my boyfriend has determined i should be condemned to my house because of stupid bronchitis =(

"Please take me out of my body, up through the palm trees, to smell California in sweet hypocrisy. Floating, my senses surround my body. I wake my nose to smell that ocean burn."

“Woe” - Say Anything (via fuckyeahsayanything)

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fuckyeahitsme:

dereklee:

I just can’t get enough of this. How can people not know Mean Girls?

HAHAHA! Yeah, i can’t believe he didn’t get it