June 2011
3 posts
Interview today
I Gots an interview tonight!!! Wish me luck betches!!!
If one child gets sassy with me I might go off on said child’s parent….the accidental shot of vodka has put me in a mood…
I'm back!!
after almost 2 years…I’m back BITCHES!!!
I moved to the city in August. Still goin steady with my boo!! I’ve had some amazing times that I can’t even begin to share all of them….but i do plan to now!!
I work at water tower place!
I have lots to tell but it’ll have to wait till later….so i guess i’ll be back tonight to finish updating you! <3...
August 2009
13 posts
my mother....
is completely out of her mind…
Me: im goin to see GI joe with Jordan tonight(my bf) My mother: Oh im going MeNO you’re not!!! My mother: Yes I am….and I’m riding in the car with you guys…. Me: MOM NO, you didnt do this crap with Danny *my brother* My mother: Yes I did, and he didnt mind it….I’m not going to sit by you guys Me: He did mind he just didnt...
I hate....
how my mom’s stupid friend comes over and makes a mess….and doesnt clean it up!
ITS COMPLETE BULLSHIT….
i refuse to clean this shit up today!!
btw its raining
“It’s disgusting! It’s offensive! Don’t stick your nose up at me!!”
– “Admit It” - Say Anything (via fuckyeahsayanything)
"that's what he/she said"
concon:
bemysilhouette:
IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE YOU DUMB FUCKS
I disagree
I also disagree….that never gets old =]
fmylife:
Today, my mom was really mad at me and I was driving her to the grocery store. So as she was coming out, I decided to be a good daughter and drive right up to the door so she doesn’t have to walk to the car. I ran her over. FML
my boyfriend has determined i should be condemned...
“Please take me out of my body, up through the palm trees, to smell California in...”
– “Woe” - Say Anything (via fuckyeahsayanything)
and i have bronchitis
which means ive been coughing my brains out…..
IM BACK
after about 2 months of nothing….
im returning….
so here are the updates
1. I’m not going back to PR…thank God
2. College of Dreams for 2 semesters then to UIC
3. Crashed my car
4. I’m now taken
June 2009
22 posts
i turn left on red.....
its def legal after midnight in puerto rico
RULE 1 You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2 You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! (So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)
Asked someone to marry you? - guilty
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? - guilty
Danced on a table in a bar? - innocent
Ever told a lie? - guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have...
mikey-v:
Black Eyed Peas Ft. Kid Cudi - “Boom...
“It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.”
– Mick Jagger (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
What was the #1 Song on the day you were born? →
rafitorres:
aimee-b-loved:
kurafire:
americanmailorderbride:
sokeri:
via everyone
fine I’ll play: the long and winding road: the beatles
seems apt as I share a birthday with one of those beatles guys. and also, yeah, this road has been sort of long and winding.
Fuck yeah - mine is Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell.
Ross’ is Ben by Michael Jackson - lame.
It’s Jack and Diane...
mikey-v:
I believe that just because two people argue, it doesn’t mean that they don’t love each other, and just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do.
in fact i believe the opposite…people don’t argue bc they dont care
tell your friends not to pick you up at 9/10 pm or...
my mother told me this today, which really really really pisses me off because:
1. I’m 19
2. I’m not in High School anymore
3. Its not like my friends are bad kids…we’re a pretty chill group of people
4. In PR i dont even start getting ready to go out until 10pm
5. when my brother was my age he could come home at 4am and she wouldnt say shit
6. That is just a stupid...
feed my starving children=lots of fun
“Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. While a bloodhound’s nose may be...”
– 100 Weird Facts About the Human Body (via dereklee)
junglejustine:
The good thing about having big boobs my entire life, I never went through the stuffing my bra phase in middle school. I was usually making fun of the girls that did.
bahahaha ditto
It's a busy few days.
bjcg:
So I won’t be posting much.
ive been home for two weeks….
and i havent seen you
we need to work on that
the new bra i got makes my boobs feel like they...
just thought you would be interested to know that
o man that meal has given me the itis
for those of u who dont know…that would be when you eat a Delish meal and then you get sleepy and/or take a nap….which normally happens when you’re good and full!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FOODS ARE SHAPED LIKE DICKS?
hilstellayaelizabeth:
theaaronis:
(via nooooooooelthats8os)
The best kinds.
haha exactly! hot dogs cucumbers pickles.
best movie EVER!!!
Things I'm looking forward to this summer:
lc-sick:
1. Making money. 1. Making money. 1. Making money.
my ex bf is an asshole!!!
1. he broke up with me the day he bought the prom tickets then refused to go… (though i am thankful for this bc i had a blast with osvaldo)
2. he showed up to my grad party and said 5 words to me gave a card with nothing in it and left.
3. did not thank me for wishing him happy birthday
4. i was lost in the town that he is from, (which i dont know very well bc i dont hang out there often,...
man my momma can cook!!!
ribs & mac n cheese tonight was DELISH!!!
i <3 my momma!!!
my internet was down for a few days =/
that is why i havent been posting anything && i had to get some stuff for the job i start today…
i havent done anything to exciting, just hang out with J thats pretty much it =]
Billyy stopped by last night, and we had a great time just goofing around…im really glad i saw him =]
May 2009
178 posts
men like you have problems, & i hope u get them...
hahaa…o j.simpson
“I’m kinda scared (about sending a text to her ex)…no wait i shouldnt...”
– J.Simpson….o how i love her…and i love how thats probably one of the meanest things she can say!
phone rings mid-nap
Me-hello??
J.Simpson-are you sleeping??
Me-no
J.Simpson-are you lying??
Me-ok maybe just a little bit
lmao i love me and her
why are spanish/mexican/puerto rican girls fucking...
ricanitaliana:
lifeofrice:
m-eazy:
yummii:
dutchnewman:
i’m serious.damn near any of my mexican or PR homegirls are fucking crazy lol.
LOL
cough cough…. word. lol
u probably make them that way….
lmao!! wordddddddd!
no joke most rican/mexican girls i know (including myself) become crazy when u piss them off…dont piss us off and we’re perfectly normal =]
reblog with how you came up with your tumblr URL
scallywag:
johnnyfive:
fajitatime:
hotncoldfuture:
cleb:
kayleeann:
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:
anotherdamnartist:
scout:
mayonegg:
entrails:
robotlove:
oldfilmsflicker:
leftatwonderland:
fuckyoocouch:
ohheytheree:
itscaseynotkc:
people sometimes spell my name kc
well my story sucks. it used to be mallomarsandlemonade, but i found out this frightening junior was reading it...
“I should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid...”
– Amy Winehouse, Tears Dry On Their Own (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via quote-book)
been home for a week still havent unpacked
AND U KNOW WHY….BECAUSE I HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT ANY OF MY STUFF BECAUSE MY ROOM IS A FUCKING STORAGE SPACE FOR MY MOMS SHIT!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING ROOM IN MY CLOSET BECAUSE ALL OF HER FUCKING DRY CLEANING IS IN MY FUCKING CLOSET…AND SINCE I ONLY HAVE A CLOSET BACK AT COLLEGE THE MAJORITY OF MY STUFF GETS HUNG UP…SHE NEEDS TO STOP BITCHING AND MOVE HER SHIT SO I CAN FUCKING...